April 2012
Accidental matching clothes
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s best friend has the same shirt as him and one day they both wear it by accident and everyone thinks they planned it and it’s really awkward.
lmao wth is this blog?
so many movies, so little time
kick-back-relax-and-longboard asked: 2gigs of Ram? that's really below par for editing.
help me, i’m looking for a laptop with at least 2gb ram and a good battery, recommendations?
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March 2012
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21 Jump Street movie was fucking hilarious
this morning i dreamt that my hair was on fire
i awoke before they could put it out
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Karen: Hey, you got the job! (of covering a quince)
Me: *borrows a ton of wedding photography books from library*
Karen: (this morning) they want you to videotape the whole thing
Me: No pictures?
Karen: No
Me: *insert rage face here*...ok
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if you really love me, you'll take me to...
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i just got a score 90210 on angry birds
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lmfao
*sent from my new email* Me: hi grandma, this is me, this is my new email
Grandma: Hi Dear, You forgot to give me the new email. Grandma
*from the same new email* Me: this is my new email: my.email@gmail.com
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i used to wish i could be a dj
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kitschybitchy:
Is there an age limit on life alert
when you reach 100 they tell you “don’t bother” lol idk
i'm so happy!
i was in such a dark place last year
and recently i’ve been bumming myself over lack of relationship, my messy room and other ridiculous things but, when i think about this year and how many people have got my back, i’m feelin’ really good, i’ve got good peeps man and i have a lot stuff i don’t really need and some stuff that’s just made everything awesome...
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this loser
facebook status: “phone broke ! disconnected from life omg !”
obviously disconnected from life if you can’t see past losing your phone… you posted this on facebook for crying out loud, there are other ways to connect with people or maybe just ignore them and read a damn book for once…
hold me. please...
kitschybitchy:
I hate 90% of the stuff in my closet but can’t part with most of it.
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The way that you flip your hair gets me...